[buddylea]

Classroom Humor: What Does Your Daddy Do?

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, Mechanic, businessman, salesman,
doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher
prodded him about his father, he finally replied, 'Okay... My father's an exotic dancer.
He takes off all his clothes and people put money in his underwear.
Sometimes,if the offer is really good, he will go home with someone and stay there
all night for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him,
'Is that really true about your father?' 'No', the boy said, 'He actually works for
the Democratic National Committee and helped get Barack Obama elected
President last year, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.'

[Okie]

lol out of the mouth of babes

[redwingdaddy]

gotta love those kids..lol